Never mind the booze flask; here’s the dandelion puff.

One of my favorite authors (using "author" loosely here, but, let's be real, the body of literary work most moms are referring to amounts to funny shit on the Internet) is Allie Brosh. She introduced me to the concept of the Sneaky Hate SpiralĀ in her hilarious blog Hyperbole and a Half. The Sneaky Hate Spiral … Continue reading Never mind the booze flask; here’s the dandelion puff.

No Really, Is Bird Diarrhea a Thing?

I'm just going to be honest. I'm in a creative rut. So, it's time for more reasons why I overindulged in wine this week. Dog, Owen, has major poo-bum. This happens when one of my pups decides to really put the SHIT in Shih Tzu. In other words, fluffy white doggy gets severe case of … Continue reading No Really, Is Bird Diarrhea a Thing?

Things you cannot be, do or fear if you would like to be a parent.

Or, why I'm unfit to be a mother. 1. You cannot under any circumstances be OCD about mess. I was recently in an argument with my husband, Tim. Like, a really bad one. The kind where you're crying and threatening to leave and questioning whatever brought you together in the first place. And at one … Continue reading Things you cannot be, do or fear if you would like to be a parent.