Wine and Parenting From the Bench

This week alone, I have been benched by JamesLloydMann, the draconian 3-year-old CEO of our house, for the following:

The Grass is Green on Both Sides

You know the feeling. You find out you are going to have some time to yourself... no kids, no spouse. And your brain is instantly flooded with all of the things you are going to do, eat, drink, possibly get arrested for...