This week alone, I have been benched by JamesLloydMann, the draconian 3-year-old CEO of our house, for the following:
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Never mind the booze flask; here’s the dandelion puff.
One of my favorite authors (using "author" loosely here, but, let's be real, the body of literary work most moms are referring to amounts to funny shit on the Internet) is Allie Brosh. She introduced me to the concept of the Sneaky Hate Spiral in her hilarious blog Hyperbole and a Half. The Sneaky Hate Spiral … Continue reading Never mind the booze flask; here’s the dandelion puff.
Things you cannot be, do or fear if you would like to be a parent.
Or, why I'm unfit to be a mother. 1. You cannot under any circumstances be OCD about mess. I was recently in an argument with my husband, Tim. Like, a really bad one. The kind where you're crying and threatening to leave and questioning whatever brought you together in the first place. And at one … Continue reading Things you cannot be, do or fear if you would like to be a parent.
When (Will) Science and Sheer Will (Please) Collide (?).
Did you know that the brain actually retains more information while you are drinking wine? Neither did I, but this is something I desperately wish someone could either prove, or just make true. I say this because in some bizarre-o moment of straight crazy, I decided to pursue more school. Obviously parenting two small loonies … Continue reading When (Will) Science and Sheer Will (Please) Collide (?).
99 Bottles of Wine in My Fridge
Six things that made wine necessary this week.
It all started with milk.
How my two-year-old son's obsession with Pediasure led to a blog.
